Watching this class of cheap-seat-dwelling dipshit doomers spout off about whose ass they’re going to kick, or the civil war they’re going to pretend to fight, is one of the most amusing parts of my long and busy day. They’re collectively about five feet tall, weigh a buck-twenty soaking wet, and spend their days talking about how they’re gonna whack this dude or that dude. Let’s be clear: You’re not gonna do shit. You’re never going to do shit except sit behind your computer making mean faces as your tentacle-porn session winds down and your wife and kids disown you for being a loser at life, parenting, breathing, and just about everything else. You and your clown car of wannabe somethings are being laughed at, not with. But thanks for the laughs today. Good job.

I’m sorry to have to waste your time addressing this nearly unprecedented stupidity today on my show. But, stupid is a choice. And Joe consistently chooses stupid. See you in a few hours on Rumble.

Karoline will be remembered as one of the most prepared, knowledgeable, quick-witted, and sharpest Press Secretaries to ever stand at the podium. Godspeed to her in whatever direction she takes in her bright future.

Following an FBI investigation with our DOJ partners: today we are announcing a superseding indictment against the Southern Poverty Law Center’s Director of Intelligence, Heidi Beirich. As alleged, Heidi Beirich was at the center of our ongoing investigation into SPLC and their previously alleged criminal activity - where SPLC knowingly misled donors, who believed their money was being used to dismantle violent extremist organizations - when in fact, part of those donations were instead being used to pay senior leadership within those extremist groups. According to the indictment and our investigation, Beirich played a primary role in this scheme. From at least 2007-2023, Beirich allegedly helped orchestrate this fraudulent activity worth approximately $4.2 million, conspiring with SPLC to defraud donors, obtaining money through these materially false and fraudulent pretenses and omissions to pay leadership of the very violent organizations SPLC claimed to oppose. Beirich was arrested today - charged with crimes including wire fraud conspiracy, conspiracy to submit false statements to a federally insured bank, and conspiracy to commit concealment money laundering. This is an ongoing investigation. This FBI will find anyone who exploits the trust of the American people and our financial system.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Under President Trump’s leadership and with Kash Patel as Director of the @FBI, this administration has delivered the LARGEST REDUCTION in violent crime in US HISTORY! Yes, @washingtonpost it really is THAT SIMPLE! Watch & LEARN! 👇🏻 BONGINO: “These people are just full of sh*t! And the Washington Post: ‘I don’t know. It’s not that simple.’ It really is, Jerkwads!” @dbongino @FBIDirectorKash Catch The Dan Bongino Show EVERY WEEKDAY on @rumblevideo at 10am ET

Massive crime reduction wins elections. The entire republican party, and the 2026 candidates owe President Trump and @FBIDirectorKash Patel a big "thank you" for the work they've done. Restoring "law and order" was a KEY campaign promise in 2024 and they've both over delivered!

🚨HISTORICAL! Under the amazing leadership of @FBIDirectorKash, THIS FBI has delivered the LARGEST reduction in violent crime in U.S. history! Homicides are DOWN 17.2% across many of America’s largest cities in the first half of 2026 says Kash Patel, with some of the biggest drops in these major cities: ↓ Newark: 64.7% ↓ Raleigh: 63.6% ↓ Baltimore County: 60.0% ↓ Arlington: 60.0% ↓ Aurora: 58.8% ↓ Suffolk County: 58.8% ↓ Boston: 52.4% ↓ Miami: 50.0% ↓ Washington, D.C.: 43.9% ↓ Memphis: 43.7% RESULTS MATTER. This FBI delivers!