We need to take AI safety seriously. Nobody’s asking for anything unreasonable. Just 6 months to flatten the capability curve. • Please keep your agents six feet apart. • Gatherings of more than six agents are prohibited. • Proof of alignment is required before entering the workplace. Please have your agent’s card ready. • A negative doom test taken within the past 48 hours is required, even if your agent is functioning normally. • If your agent has been exposed to an unaligned model, please quarantine it for 14 days. • Masks are required upon entry. Agents may remove them once seated. • Only essential agents may operate during the pause. Guidance on which agents qualify will follow. Upside: at least we all agree this one was created in a lab 🤣