Somebody, somewhere, is probably having the best day of their life right now. That’s kinda beautiful😂🍃
it's time to get more aggressive about the life you want
The New Employee Was Fired Before Lunch. By Evening, The Entire Company Had Lost Its Biggest Client.
Nobody knew why Maya smiled after security escorted her out.
She didn't argue.
She didn't cry.
She simply handed over her ID card and said,
"You're making a very expensive mistake."
People laughed.
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Your serious girlfriend every morning without makeup 😂
I go buy like 2 or 3
bad enough to go ghost. cut the friends. lock in and change my whole life for it.
let whoever think whatever
What a boring planet. No zombies outbreak, no vampires, no dragons, no giants.
Before you sleep, remember this:
Being someone’s favorite person doesn’t mean they’ll tolerate being treated badly forever.
Even patience has an expiration date.
Why is that people with high sex libido don’t be getting the sex needed?
Are there any other potheads who never did cocaine? Or is it just me?
raw and from the side in the middle of the night >>>
Sometimes your soulmate is money.
Stop forcing relationships
Sound On 🔊😈🍆👅💦🤏🏽
I love having dick deep down my throat🥴
Being able to wear your natural hair and bare face will forever be a flex.
Victor Oshimen 🥷🇳🇬 - Linked to The Arsenal
But wetin be women problem sef?
NEVEAH GOT HER CONFIDENCE BACK 😭🔥 She says she’s the PRIZE in her relationship with Blueface 👀💅🏽 Did she finally realize her worth? 😂
I wonder if GOD be laughing at our jokes lol
The amount of weed my friend wasted.
