JeebsTX 🇺🇸(@JeebsTX):The Cybertruck is the most misunderstood vehicle on the planet. People: “Elon promised a $40k truck.” Cybertruck: “Do you even know what I’m packing?” People: “Looks like a dumpster.” Cybertruck: “123 kWh. That’s nine Powerwall 3s on wheels.” People: “What’s a Powerwall?” Cybertruck: A home battery most people can’t afford. Nine of them installed runs $100k–$130k. People: “Wait… Elon sold these for $60k for like 10 days in February?” Cybertruck: You snooze, you lose. People: “So it’s just a giant battery?” Cybertruck: Yes. And I can drive anywhere. Power a house for days. Climb off-road. Tow, haul, and run a jobsite from the bed. Still think it’s just an ugly truck?

2026.09.17 12:00

The Cybertruck is the most misunderstood vehicle on the planet. People: “Elon promised a $40k truck.” Cybertruck: “Do you even know what I’m packing?” People: “Looks like a dumpster.” Cybertruck: “123 kWh. That’s nine Powerwall 3s on wheels.” People: “What’s a Powerwall?” Cybertruck: A home battery most people can’t afford. Nine of them installed runs $100k–$130k. People: “Wait… Elon sold these for $60k for like 10 days in February?” Cybertruck: You snooze, you lose. People: “So it’s just a giant battery?” Cybertruck: Yes. And I can drive anywhere. Power a house for days. Climb off-road. Tow, haul, and run a jobsite from the bed. Still think it’s just an ugly truck?