Liberal Limericks
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As Trump and his cronies conspired / To get the results he desired, / The people sincerely / Spoke loudly and clearly: / 🗣So long, motherfucker—you’re fired!
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@gtconway3d @SarahHuckabee It didn’t require a podium
To recognize Huckabee’s odium.
With all of the shit
She’s known to emit,
That cash should’ve gone to Imodium.
@gtconway3d @SarahHuckabee It didn’t require a podium
To recognize Huckabee’s odium.
With all of the shit
She’s known to emit,
That cash should’ve gone to Imodium.
DeSantis’s neck’s feeling tender
From somebody ramming his fender.
He promptly will claim
That woke is to blame
And say that the car was transgender.
Since Twitter objectively sucks,
We’re trying this new app of Zuck’s.
Now Elon can hang
Alone with his gang,
Troll-Nazis who pay him 8 bucks.
@lancearmstrong “What factors are used to enhance
An athlete’s performance?” asks Lance.
His question pertains:
❌ To what’s in one’s veins
✅ To what’s in the crotch of one’s pants
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@lancearmstrong “What factors are used to enhance
An athlete’s performance?” asks Lance.
His question pertains:
❌ To what’s in one’s veins
✅ To what’s in the crotch of one’s pants
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@gtconway3d The Former Guy stole a big stack
Of docs and did not give them back.
So now, on inspection,
His paper collection
Includes a new letter, from Jack.
@gtconway3d The Former Guy stole a big stack
Of docs and did not give them back.
So now, on inspection,
His paper collection
Includes a new letter, from Jack.
Excitement and fanfare abound
As Twitterers all gather ‘round.
Then, primed and prepared,
DeSantis declared
He’s [404 File Not Found]
The Former Guy’s under arrest.
“Our system is put to the test
This sad, solemn day,”
Some liberals say.
“Haha oh fuck yeah,” say the rest.
Mr Musk, whose incompetence grew,
Merged legacy checkmarks with Blue.
The former don’t pay
But as of today
They look like the goobers who do
Ms. Parks, who came under attack
For failing to move to the back,
Was breaching the rules
(Say Florida’s schools)
That singled out those who were █████.
A dick joke by activist Gretta
Gave “alpha male” Tate a vendetta.
He dared not be bested,
Which got him arrested,
A punchline that could not be betta.
The Georgia election is done,
And Senator Warnock has won.
The GOP’s chase
Was doomed in this race
The day it asked Walker to run.
🏃🏾♂️💨________________________🚶🏾
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@Limericking When Ye said that Hitler’s Third Reich’s
A thing that he very much likes,
His words were decried
So far and so wide
That even douche Alex went “Yikes”
@Limericking When Ye said that Hitler’s Third Reich’s
A thing that he very much likes,
His words were decried
So far and so wide
That even douche Alex went “Yikes”
As Ye made his attitudes clear,
Few platforms permitted him near—
Just uglier places,
The forums & spaces
Where nazis are coddled, like here
It may be the end of the road
& Twitter as such may implode—
Often likened to hell
Full of garbage as well
& for many, our truest abode
A myth had endured from the start,
But lately has fallen apart.
For Twitter’s new Chief
Debunked the belief
That “billionaire” must equal “smart.”
The words spewed by InfoWars’ Jones
Hurt far worse than mere stick & stones.
His victims brought suit,
He lost the dispute,
And soon will lose all that he owns.
