Maximus Textoris Pulcher
@MaximusTPulcher
Maximus Textoris Pulcher, Chief Mouser to the Prime Minister of Belgium
Scottish Fold
Wetstraat 16
Spin doctor / copy cat / Parody account
Veni, vidi, felixi
Joined November 2025
60 Following 5.2K Followers
Tried to impress with my oratory skills at the state dinner. Royal family yawned politely. Then king Filip told one dad joke and the whole hall lost it. I am reduced to smiling awkwardly while the royals glide through protocol like they invented it.👑
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