Fugitive Caesar(@ThomBrady5):Count Dooku is one of the weirdest parts of the Star Wars movies. Everything he says is factual and is later proven correct. Wat means? George Lucas and the Boomers are saying you are not allowed to criticize their Jedi religion of Boomer Hippie International Liberalism. Anakin, your job as a Sensitive Young Man is to be a janitor and play cleanup on Aisle 9 because Mace Windu and Yoda were goofing off and accidentally spent decades funneling money to a separatist insurgency of foreign barbarians. That's what it means to be a Jedi, young Anakin, as long as you remain "balanced in the Force" you are allowed to crash this whole Republic off a cliff at high speed.

2026.10.30 22:10

Count Dooku is one of the weirdest parts of the Star Wars movies. Everything he says is factual and is later proven correct. Wat means? George Lucas and the Boomers are saying you are not allowed to criticize their Jedi religion of Boomer Hippie International Liberalism. Anakin, your job as a Sensitive Young Man is to be a janitor and play cleanup on Aisle 9 because Mace Windu and Yoda were goofing off and accidentally spent decades funneling money to a separatist insurgency of foreign barbarians. That's what it means to be a Jedi, young Anakin, as long as you remain "balanced in the Force" you are allowed to crash this whole Republic off a cliff at high speed.

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