Vandy Crisps
@Vandy_Crisps
Tallow-fried potato chips | Handmade in the US 🇺🇸 | From the makers of @Masa_Chips
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Yeah protein is cool, but have you ever tried deleting a bag of Vandy French Onion in one sitting?
Well, yes
life pro tip:
have guests coming over? put out some @Vandy_Crisps. they will love them, and it’s the perfect segue to redpill them on seed oils.
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The masculine urge to down a whole bottle of whiskey while listening to jazz in the chair
This, a bag of Vandy Original, and plotting, scheming, and strategizing my imminent success
Big shoutout to potatoes.
Potatoes give me energy and keep my blood sugar stable for hours. Shout out to potatoes
Health swaps worth the money:
Polyester -> Cotton, linen, wool
Synthetic supplements -> Nutrient-dense whole foods
Seed oils -> Animal fats/EVOO
Ultra-processed snacks -> Vandy Crisps
Tap water -> Invest in a water filter
LED lightbulbs -> Incandescents
What else?
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Status isn’t revealed in fancy cars and mansions, it’s revealed in aura, etiquette, vitality...and your taste in chips.
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Less well-known ingredients you should also avoid (that most people think are "healthy"):
- STEVIA (iykyk)
- Cassava (heavy metals + aflatoxins)
- Yeast extract (MSG in disguise)
- Low-quality avocado oil (Probably rancid)
- Citric acid (literally mold)
- Maltodextrin (gut disruptor)
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Ingredients I always try to avoid:
High fructose corn syrup
Enriched wheat flour
Carrageenan
Canola oil
Soybean oil
Corn oil
Peanut oil
Safflower oil
Sunflower oil
Silicon dioxide (usually in supplements)
Artificial colors
Artificial sweeteners
Sodium Benzoate
Artificial Flavoring
BHA & BHT
What would you add?
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and yet, seed oils
it's hard talking about the same thing online for years, and yet, magnesium
Happy Mother's Day to all the Moms out there, from all of us here at Vandy🫡
Reminder: the vegetable oil in your grandma’s baked goods doesn’t count.
There's nothing a little tiramisu and espresso at 9pm can't fix
Reject home cinemas, embrace home libraries
Private Home Library
Lake Como, Italy
(Image: Mathewseye Works of Art)
Speaking to strangers is a dying art.
Don’t be afraid to compliment the girl, to have a conversation with your local barista, to ask the old lady how she’s doing. People crave human connection more than you realize and are often thrilled when someone offers to hear their story.
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Life is too short to not speak to strangers
It's not a chip dip without Vandy
You only have one life on earth and you're choosing to eat seed oils? Couldn't be me.
This and some Vandy Herbes de Provence
