ol’ stocky ⛳️
@oldstocky
Beauty by any means necessary.
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The rumors are true, we are without a doubt, so back
My wife begging me to get a job but I have to explain to her that Nietzsche said whoever does not have two-thirds of his day for himself is a slave
It sure is 🥂
We are so back
What a difference three years can make.
Calvin Klein 2023 vs Calvin Klein 2026
Blue collar workers will never understand the pain of trying to see your laptop in the sun
> have “problem”
> don’t care
> have no problem
Life is literally so easy
POV your buddy brings you along on his family vacation and you’re with his sister at the resort bar
HR let me off with another warning
I’m not giving up on summer
You can just decide good things happen to you and they’ll start to
It’s the last day of Armpit August, make it count
Humans really saw this and said “let’s make the floors laminate and paint everything gray”
Imagine closing a deal on the car phone, blitzed off pure 80s snow, Blue Monday by New Order playing in the background
Sensitive young man Sunday
Universal cigs and cheese vending machines
Me and the girl who laughs at my racist jokes
When the third martini hits
Fascism is when you enjoy summer and getting a tan, being outside all day in the heat and not looking forward to fall because it’s a prelude to dark cold and depressing days
Oh and beautiful women
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Tintin goes to Costco
They’re called “minorities” but I was the only white guy at Costco
How I look at my computer when my boss walks past my desk
