World is Flat(@WIFonRH):Weekend is coming. Are you touching grass? Scientists believe grass was invented 4.2 billion years ago by a mysterious civilization called "WIF". Their goal was simple: create a plant that could survive anything and make humans touch it. This eventually led to the ancient “Touching Grass” theory, which states that prolonged internet exposure causes a severe lack of outdoor contact. The cure? Locate grass, approach it, and physically touch it.

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World is Flat@WIFonRH

2026.09.18 12:15

Weekend is coming. Are you touching grass? Scientists believe grass was invented 4.2 billion years ago by a mysterious civilization called "WIF". Their goal was simple: create a plant that could survive anything and make humans touch it. This eventually led to the ancient “Touching Grass” theory, which states that prolonged internet exposure causes a severe lack of outdoor contact. The cure? Locate grass, approach it, and physically touch it.