Sara Carroll
@allgood811
Writer | Optimist | Wife | Mum | Cat lady | Swimmer | Lover of books, travel, nature, food, gin & late nights | Sussex, UK
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Are you a #crimewriter#? Do you have to guess how police do things?Well, join me 30/5 for the 1st in a series of online courses aimed at getting your facts straight. This one, comes with 100% money back credit on future course (terms apply). @Profwriting
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remember how people declared NHS workers heroes and NHS workers said please don't do that because it normalises us dying at work but it got normalised anyway and now the normalisation of NHS workers sacrificing themselves is being used to bully teachers into doing the same? wild
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Angela Lansbury as teapots.
A thread.
If I ever met Jurgen Klopp I’d say “omg if we have a baby we should call it Klipp” just so he’d raise an eyebrow at me and tell me I’m a moron and I’d be so naked by the time he’d finished doing that.
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I suppose the next step will be to kick out the bloody Normans and break up into the kingdoms of Mercia, East Anglia, Northumbria, Kent, Essex, Sussex, and Wessex. Make the 8th century great again! #BrexitEve#
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My nearly three year old has mentioned opening up a mobile nail bar and I feel that if I’m to get behind her then the least I could do is drum up some interest on here. See where it takes her.
She’s got great chat, an eye for colour & this only cost me £1.
DM me if interested.
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Sex is for:
- a man & his dead brother’s wife who’s now his wife
- a man & his mistress
- a man & his new wife who’s his mistress’s sister
- a man & his new-new wife who he wed a wk after beheading his 2nd wife, the one he’d wed after creating the church that makes these rules
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People who are upset about the fellow who is cutting his books in half are really going to get hysterical when they find out what happens to books that don't sell in stores.
Teddy will let me use my laptop when he’s finished with it. Maybe. @CatsProtection #FelineGoodJanuary# #caughtintheact# #catsprotectionhailsham#
This guy does not live in Ireland...
Inspired by NaNoWriMo I’m going to attempt the second half of a novel (50,000 words) in one month. As part of that I’m going dark on social media for the first time since 2007 😬😂 Have a great November & see you in…
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In a nutshell…
Netflix: Should I play this movie?
Me: No no I'm just looking at it for a second
Netflix: I'll put it on
Me: I'm just literally reading what it is
Netflix: It's playing :)
Christ, this is grim.
