Appie Culé(@appiecule):Look, I’m not gonna roast you like everyone else because you haven’t even played for us yet, and we all know England’s style is nothing like Barcelona’s. But can you explain something to me? Harry Kane scored. Bellingham scored. Saka got an assist. Anderson got an assist. Rice got an assist. Even Rashford scored. I’m not asking you to dribble past five players or be elite one-on-one. All I want is one scrappy deflected goal so I can shamelessly flex on my friends. 😭

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Appie Culé@appiecule

2026.06.28 09:00

Look, I’m not gonna roast you like everyone else because you haven’t even played for us yet, and we all know England’s style is nothing like Barcelona’s. But can you explain something to me? Harry Kane scored. Bellingham scored. Saka got an assist. Anderson got an assist. Rice got an assist. Even Rashford scored. I’m not asking you to dribble past five players or be elite one-on-one. All I want is one scrappy deflected goal so I can shamelessly flex on my friends. 😭