Baron Coleman(@baroncoleman):Guy: “I need attention, so I’ll pay you $300,000.” Girl: “If you want me to give you attention, you’ll have to pay me $500,000 and do these other two things, too.” Guy: “Okay, I’ll pay you the $500,000, but you also have to pay me $500,000.”

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2026.08.07 13:26

Guy: “I need attention, so I’ll pay you $300,000.” Girl: “If you want me to give you attention, you’ll have to pay me $500,000 and do these other two things, too.” Guy: “Okay, I’ll pay you the $500,000, but you also have to pay me $500,000.”