HR: We believe employees work best when they’re trusted.
Me: That’s good to hear.
HR: That’s why we’re introducing a flexible work policy.
Me: Great.
HR: You can work from anywhere.
Me: Perfect.
HR: As long as you’re in the office.
Me: That’s not anywhere.
HR: We mean anywhere within the office.
Me: So you renamed the office?
HR: It’s about flexibility.
Me: No.
It’s about finding new words for the same policy.