Tulip 💐(@cutelipssx):So I'm stuck in traffic and nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on my window. I roll down the window and ask, "What's going on?" He says "Terrorists have kidnapped Trump and Vance and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them in gasoline and set them on fire. We are taking up a collection." I ask “How much is everyone giving, on average?” The man replies, "About a gallon."

2026.08.10 23:12

So I'm stuck in traffic and nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on my window. I roll down the window and ask, "What's going on?" He says "Terrorists have kidnapped Trump and Vance and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them in gasoline and set them on fire. We are taking up a collection." I ask “How much is everyone giving, on average?” The man replies, "About a gallon."