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@eattmilo
married | wham | mr money | wavy baby.
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my friend came over and started smoking, so i gave him this ashtray. he just went quiet and stared at it ๐ญ
invited my girlfriendโs gay best friend to a gay party and he didnโt show up
my mom called me upstairs while she was talking to someone, she had a plate of meat in her hand and was hiding the meat behind her back. i thought she called me to come eat it so i took the meat, left the plate in her hands, and went back ๐น
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