Eleesat
@eleesatt
🇳🇵🇦🇺 | Feral Cat @jupiterexchange | Sr director of TLC, Office of the CPO | Ex I am still in love with @SuperteamSG
Joined June 2015
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how i would explain jupiter products to my mom:
Jup perps: trade with money you dont have
Jup gacha : for adults who can't afford therapy but need the dopamine
@jup_predict : an expensive way to test your unhinged opinions
Lend : a loan without the bank asking why
@jup_offerbook : Online pawn shop
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