🚨Yesterday ’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner: The entire fake media dressed to the nines, laughing their heads off at Trump’s stand-up comedy. They clustered around him and refused to leave, as if they were listening to a cute neighborhood uncle telling stories. Trump even directly joked about the constitutional term limits for the presidency on stage and said: “I won three times, now I’m going to do it again.” After saying that, under the gaze of all the mainstream media reporters in the room, he pulled out a red hat printed with “Trump 2028,” put it on his head, and joked: “I’m only doing this to save your news media’s ratings!” The old man Trump maxed out the theatrical effect, making these fake media so embarrassed. Truly enough to make people die of anger! Haha 😂 The “pig” 🐽 stream media is best at “double-standard narratives.” One second they’re still running headlines painting Trump as the “ender of democracy” and an “extremely dangerous dictator,” the next second the whole crowd is dressed up, sitting in the audience, laughing their heads off and applauding his comedy bits. This kind of “all ideology on the lips, all traffic in the heart” is truly ironic! 🥶😰 I’ve put together a list of tonight’s jokes for everyone. Have a happy weekend 😆😝🙌 📝 Trump’s speech highlight list: 1. Joke about RFK Jr.: “Everyone enjoyed the delicious steak tonight, and this cow was personally run over and killed by RFK Jr.” 2. Mocking Newsom on wildfires: “The only thing we can be sure about with Gavin Newsom is that he absolutely does not want to use water to put out fires.” 3. Mocking Adam Schiff’s appearance: “Look at Adam Schiff — that big head on a skinny neck.” 4. Roasting rock stars and anchors: Took a jab at Springsteen for “looking terrible,” and joked that CNN anchor Kaitlan Collins “doesn’t smile enough.” 5. Putting on the “Trump 2028” hat and declaring: “To save your ratings, I announce my fourth campaign!” 6. Body armor joke: “Wearing body armor makes you look like you’ve gained 20 pounds. A lot of people would rather get shot than wear it. They put one on me and I said: I’m not wearing this thing!” 7. Labeling the media:
Trump pointed at the “pig” 🐽 stream media in the room and said: “This room is filled with the largest group of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) patients in history.” Hahaha 😂 That last line was absolutely brilliant. 🙌😝👍