Huncle Cosmos
@huncle_cosmos
Sad, lonely and bad at math|| Life is hard, it's harder if you are stupid.
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Now imagine being a Man United fan 😂
Are your boobs big enough for you to act the way you do?
When you know you’re a solid 5 but somehow pulled a 10/10
Financially - I'm going to win.
Career wise - I'm going to win.
Mentally - I'm going to win.
Emotionally - I'm going to win.
Physically - I'm going to win.
Family wise - I'm going to win.
With Love - I'm going to win.
In my life - I'm going to win.
I'm claiming it all
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I knew I was blessed when God kept on waking me up even when I wasn’t praying
God forbid we put in this much work and don’t end up with the dream life we want.
When she says “right there” and you actually stay there
“You were not there, so I left the money with your wife”
