I Am Devloper
@iamdevloper
just your friendly neighbourhood printer fixer
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2014:
-maintain the library in your spare time
-someone emails asking for one small feature
2025:
-maintain the library in your spare time
-someone emails asking for one small feature, for the invoicing system of a company worth forty billion
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today's puzzle. you have six guesses.
outlook will return in avengers doomsday
if I was Smaug I'd have hidden the gold in the Xcode build settings, under a target nobody remembers creating
JavaScript today. read it twice.
Me: how do I vertically centre a div?
Stack Overflow: marked as a duplicate of a question you asked in 2014.
daily Python puzzle. reply with your answer, no cheating.
the week, collected. includes an old one i'd forgotten about and now have to live with.
git stash is where code goes to be forgotten by someone who swore they'd come back for it.
january 2027 is just going to be this
today's JavaScript one. no googling.
I don't dare think how much he'd charge for a paid design consult like this, and he offered it out for free
Hopefully it was graciously taken...
@thekitze my eyes are bleeding though.
I think this would be a good designer test. "find all the ui problems in this one image".
- vertical and horizontal alignment is missing
- buttons are rounded and square. also various sizes
- spacing
- ...
send this to your agent to fix :)
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Being forty in this industry means the standup is run by people who were in primary school when you wrote your first production bug.
Stack Overflow mods: you're absolutely wrong
LLMs: you're absolutely right
Where are people promoting their apps without the pitchforks?
turns out the biggest crime you can commit on the internet is to try and tell Reddit about an app you built
for all you screenwriters out there
turns out the biggest crime you can commit on the internet is to try and tell Reddit about an app you built
I took the remote job to skip the commute.
The commute is now four metres, and I still haven't worked out which room is the office.
