fiction writer + @heavyweight senior producer. The first time I went to a waterpark, I got stuck on the lazy river and a lifeguard had to come help me.
in 8th grade a friend asked me, “where do you get your tall jeans” & I said, “gap, it’s the only place that makes them long enough.” everyone laughed & laughed at me cuz apparently she was asking about tall GENES, even though is that info useful to anyone? No it’s not & also idk