Mike P(@mikepat711):I have a totally open schedule and no fiancee until 10:30pm. Weather semi-crisp, think 50% pumpkin patch vibes. I have to get drunk right? Feels like there’s nothing I can really do about it.

Mike P

@mikepat711

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Mike P@mikepat711

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I have a totally open schedule and no fiancee until 10:30pm. Weather semi-crisp, think 50% pumpkin patch vibes. I have to get drunk right? Feels like there’s nothing I can really do about it.

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