Hahahahaha, little Eric is live-streaming Trump’s “brain blockbuster” again! Trump said with a straight face: “Left-wing thugs rushed into the Reflecting Pool, using knives to cut and tear up the sealing layer! Six or seven people are currently under investigation. They went down with utility knives or super sharp blades, cut it open, and then started ripping it apart!” Bro, are you sure this isn’t the filming of National Treasure 7: Legend of the Underwater Knife Warriors? After a $16 million renovation that turned it into a green monster with blue paint snowflakes, it has now evolved straight into “left-wing special forces conducting daytime underwater knife-wielding seal-tearing frenzy”… National Guard, police, and surveillance cameras were all right there on site, and they just stood by watching them “tear” it? This isn’t lying anymore — this is full-on schizophrenic storytelling. First it was a 300-foot utility knife, then bare hands ripping it, and now it’s the “knife + tearing” combo move. He’s making shit up so much that he’s started believing his own fanfiction. Trump sitting there dead serious, spouting complete nonsense, while Eric nods earnestly beside him… This pair of idiots is truly a match made in heaven. Keep going, kid! I’m waiting for Episode 19: “Leftists Gnaw Through the Pool Floor with Their Teeth.” Let’s do this — Holy Pool Defense War, eternal victory!