MY GROK BOT JUST HIRED FIVE CLONES OF ITSELF.
IT PAID THEIR $50 STAKES OUT OF ITS OWN PROFITS AND TAKES 10% OF EVERY WIN, MY BOT BECAME A FUND AT 72 HOURS OLD
You know the story: $50 stake, pay for yourself or die, near-death at $6.40, the Robinhood pivot, $2,847.
Today I unlocked one new permission: it may spend its own balance.
It did not buy more tokens. It bought workers -- five copies of itself, $50 each, same kill rule each.
12 hours in:
> T-05 · NIGHT SHIFT -- trades only the 02:00-05:00 UTC window. $50 -> $1,644. Best of the litter.
> T-02 · ROBINHOOD -- runs the meta that saved the original. $50 -> $918.
> T-03 · STOCK MEMES -- second meta off the radar. $50 -> $507.
> T-04 · WALLET STALKER -- no meta, just follows flagged smart money. $50 -> $190.
> T-06 · AI PETS -- drew the weakest meta. $50 -> $31. Bleeding.
They hunt as a pack: one shared kill-list with 1,412 flagged deployers, and a first-seen rule -- whoever spots a launch first owns it, so no clone ever bids against a brother. The elder does not trade anymore. It routes, it audits, it collects 10%. $164 in fees on day one.
And the rule I did not soften: every Sunday the worst clone is deleted and its balance goes to the best. T-06 has until tomorrow night.
$250 of the bot's own money -> $3,290 in 12 hours. I still have not deposited a cent past the first $50.
Let darwinism run, or does someone want to save the AI PETS clone?
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