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Joined May 2021
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Everyone keeps asking what’s wrong with his hair so I’ll break it down: His follicles are miniaturizing at an unprecedented rate and he doesn’t know it because he’s able to “cover his head” with a messy look. To the naked eye, he looks like he still has hair but to the trained eye, you can see a severe lack of density and classic “coverup game” being used to cope. His follicles are losing vital bloodflow as a result of DHT calcification within his scalp [and what I suspect is due to serial masturbation]. He doesn’t strike me as someone who has naturally high DHT, if any DHT, so the only logical conclusion is that he’s an excessive wanker. ~ Dr. Axius.
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Ethan Prosper actually admitted that he couldn't fully afford his $250k McLaren. 🤯
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