relax AI won’t take your job, it’ll just take your weekends your sleep your hairline and eventually your pulse. let me explain with a wall street love story: > you’re a 1976 Wall Street trader > pen and index cards, screams orders into a phone pit > handles 1 sector. goes home at 5 > 1985, you get a computer, real time quotes, electronic execution > now handles 3 sectors. goes home at 8 > 1999 you get the internet, scans global markets from your desk > now covers 5 sectors. goes home at 10 > 2026, you get AI, does the research of a whole analyst team solo > now does the work of 10 people. doesn’t go home > you’re now the most productive trader who ever lived > you die at 43 > but hey at least you were productive > they’ll replace you when you’re dead though so don’t worry about that part