CANADA… the drama is coming for you!!! Presale tickets for the LITTLE MISS DRAMA tour at TD Coliseum go on sale tomorrow (9/30) at 10am est!! Public on sale begins October 1st at 10am your local time.. can’t wait to see you guys there!

So now I’m gonna have to pay 2x for the white honey we sourced from Canada? Because… Canada is… our enemy?! Apologies to Canada on behalf of America… we know you’re good people and we value you as our neighbors. Thanks again for Rush 🥁 and Neil Young 🎸 … and the tasty honey. 🍯 Rock on! 🤘

It’s been a great week for the plan trusters. Not so much so for the morons citing Iranian sources and generally being panicians. I won’t name names. But you know who you are. Just know when we escalate and the Iranian regime collapses….when republicans sweep midterms….when Canada comes crawling back begging to kick China out of their supply chains…when the admin cracks down on Chinese model distillation…when lab ARR accelerates and supply-demand for compute worsens…when America industrializes and dominates with hegemony secure… …the JAPG Claude bot will find you and remind you of your inferiority and lack of faith 🫡

Mamdani: We're a city of 8.5 million people, biggest city in the country. More than 3 million New Yorkers were born outside of this country. And so they bring with them both that love of this country and the roots of where they come from. And in the world cup, feels like every team is playing at home. It's a beautiful moment because New Yorkers feel like they can be their full selves. And even today you saw Morocco beat Canada three zero… You'd have thought you were in Morocco

🚨 Canada wants all the benefits of being the 51st state… Without actually being one. And they’ve been ripping off American farmers with massive tariffs for years. President Trump just said it out loud: NO MORE. America First means America First.