GOOD NEWS 📰 Tesla will livestream the Semi rollout on 𝕏 🔥 Here is when to tune in around the world: The Americas (Thursday, September 24) 🇺🇸 / 🇨🇦 6:00 PM PDT (Vancouver, Los Angeles) 🇨🇦 7:00 PM MDT (Calgary, Edmonton) 🇲🇽 7:00 PM CST (Mexico City, Monterrey) 🇺🇸 8:00 PM CDT (Austin, Chicago) 🇺🇸 / 🇨🇦 9:00 PM EDT (Toronto, New York) 🇨🇱 10:00 PM CLST (Santiago) Europe & Middle East (Friday, September 25) 🇬🇧 / 🇮🇪 2:00 AM BST / IST (London, Dublin) 🇪🇺 3:00 AM CEST (Berlin, Paris, Amsterdam, Rome) 🇫🇮 4:00 AM EEST (Helsinki, Athens) 🇹🇷 4:00 AM TRT (Istanbul) 🇮🇱 4:00 AM IDT (Tel Aviv) 🇦🇪 5:00 AM GST (Dubai, Abu Dhabi) Asia-Pacific (Friday, September 25) 🇮🇳 6:30 AM IST (New Delhi, Mumbai) 🇹🇭 8:00 AM ICT (Bangkok) 🇸🇬 9:00 AM SGT (Singapore) 🇲🇾 9:00 AM MYT (Kuala Lumpur) 🇹🇼 9:00 AM CST (Taipei) 🇨🇳 9:00 AM CST (Shanghai, Beijing) 🇯🇵 10:00 AM JST (Tokyo) 🇰🇷 10:00 AM KST (Seoul) 🇦🇺 11:00 AM AEST (Sydney, Melbourne) 🇳🇿 1:00 PM NZST (Auckland)

GOOD NEWS 🇺🇸 Tesla just expanded its Texas Robotaxi fleet by 10 Model Ys, bringing the total to (you guessed it) 420 vehicles 🔥 Factor in 69 Cybercabs, and the fleet now tops out at 489 🔥 You couldn't script these numbers better 🔥

GOOD NEWS 🚖 Elon's favorite milestone reached: Tesla just deployed 11 more Cybercabs in Texas, officially hitting 69 vehicles in the fleet (out of 479 autonomous registrations statewide) 🔥

GOOD NEWS 🇺🇸 Tesla Energy’s domestic battery supply chain in the US is set for a massive boost 🔥 A report from The Elec confirmed that Samsung SDI is reviving its Synergy Cells project in Indiana as a wholly owned site, completely pivoting away from EV cells to go all-in on large-format LFP batteries for stationary energy storage. The plant is slated to launch in the second half of 2028, with talks already underway to pull production forward by a quarter, delivering over 10 gigawatt-hours per line with Tesla lined up as the prime customer. This creates a formidable dual-factory pipeline in Indiana dedicated to feeding Tesla's storage ramp. Synergy Cells will join StarPlus Energy (SPE) Plant 1 in Kokomo, where line two of three converted LFP lines is scheduled to begin rolling out large-format prismatic ESS cells specifically for Tesla in the first half of next year. The scale here is substantial: converting SPE Plant 1 to LFP pushes total site capacity from 33 gigawatt-hours to around 40 gigawatt-hours. Samsung SDI is funding this multi-trillion-won expansion partly through the 4.45 trillion won sale of its Samsung Display stake, anchoring a massive capital expenditure push of roughly 4 trillion won next year to lock down American grid-scale demand.

Good news: I shot the best golf round of my life and broke 85 for the first time. Bad news: I immediately followed it up with the worst round of my life. Couldn’t hit a shot to save my life. Terrible news: I have no idea why.

GOOD NEWS 🇩🇪 Tesla has rolled out 0% APR on the standard Model Y RWD in Germany to boost end-of-quarter deliveries for the Giga Berlin-built trim 🔥 The offer can be stacked with government EV subsidies of up to €6,000 🔥 To qualify, buyers must place their order and take delivery before the quarter ends on September 30, 2026 🔥