Tesla Owners Of San Joaquin Valley
@SjvTesla
OFFICIAL PARTNER OF THE TESLA OWNERS CLUB PROGRAM | NorCal Funny Opinionated
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This is a congratulations post for @WyckedBitch and new YL delivery at Stockton @Tesla
It has nothing to do with @tesla_semi I'm only trying to ride the algorithm forgive me 😭
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Fomo Joe Here & they're free always @theXtakeover
You will need to accompany them however and small caveat since the factory tour is separate from the event you definitely need to get them a ticket. I hope this very detailed explanation is helpful 🙂
Super Helpful Fomo Joe 😬
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I think it's odd when people try to get me upset with the "I should be ashamed to like Elon and Tesla because of my skin color" and when they realize that I don't really get upset because
1. I don't care about their opinions
2. See #1#
Now They're upset that I'm not getting upset 🤦🏾♂️
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I've watched David grow and become the very personification of FSD. He continues to evolve and I don't think I could do what he does but I'm a fan. You may not agree with some of his "testing" methods but if he didn't someone else would.
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For the haters and FSD doubters... THIS IS WHY WE'RE BULLISH because it has come a long way and to ignore that progress and call @elonmusk and @aelluswamy liars is really DIE-AHH-BALL-LICLE.
Looking back on this and remembering how excited we ALL were is reminiscent of how I look at super Nintendo graphics. We had fun...but it ain't nothing like what we have today.
PUT SOME RESPECT ON @robotaxi and @Tesla
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🚨FSD GIVEAWAY🚨
Coming to @theXtakeover and you still don't have FSD well @that1evguyjay wants you there in the safest way possible. FSD For You! Stay locked in to his page for more details
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NGL the closer we get to @theXtakeover I am reminded of our humble beginnings.
We had no idea what the future held or who famous would want to attend. We just wanted the community to be able to enjoy themselves and the brand that they had so much love for. @kgee @teslaownersSV @stephenpallotta
Thank you for everything you do for all of us...even the stuff nobody knows about. The stress, the long hours always end with us having the time of our lives because you have had the time of yours.
See you there
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Been teaching my kids to drive over 20yrs and if I'm being honest, it's never felt safer or easier than in a Tesla.
(Youngest is getting her license in November and it's really weird knowing that she won't really use it in Tesla)
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The @cybertruck Self Driving makes you look pretentious 😱... What do you look like?
THE MORE YOU KNOW😱
(DUAL MOTOR HAS A LOGO)
Orthrus (also called Orthus or Orthros) was Cerberus’ two-headed brother in Greek mythology—the lesser-known, still-scary sibling from the same monstrous parents.
According to Hesiod, Orthrus also fathered the Sphinx and the Nemean Lion (details on the mother vary).
@elonmusk
@Tesla
Well played
Found this which led to researching
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Been collecting a lot of this stuff lately...
Me: @cybertruck is perfection
Also me:
See me @theXtakeover with @mayemusk @NICKIMINAJ @teslaownersSV
Frunk will be open for stickers hit me up
My DM's after the @NICKIMINAJ @theXtakeover announcement....
I’m getting really bored and annoyed with the Cybertruck…
Only turning the rear wheels 3 degrees is not enough anymore. When do we get the up to 10 degrees we were told about? 😂🤪
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Elon posted a lot over the last four days, but put it all together and there’s an interesting theme 🤔
He sees a future where AI agents could outnumber humans online 1,000:1, while Robotaxis and Optimus are constantly connected.
At the same time, he thinks Starlink could eventually handle 90%+ of global IP traffic.
Then Cybercab shows up with Starlink built in.
SpaceX provides the network, Grok provides the intelligence, and Tesla builds the machines using both.
Feels like we’re starting to see how all these pieces are supposed to fit together. $TSLA $SPCX
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Besides the Tesla surfboard my favorite surprise merch was the DON'T MESS WITH TESLA belt buckle.
What's yours?
The future is GOLD!
Spotted these beautiful Tesla Cybercabs headed to Northern CA.
(I’m assuming Sacramento)
@SjvTesla has a photo with even more Cybercabs that were spotted in Rocklin, CA
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Might buy CNN for the lolz... who's in?
JUST IN: Paramount Skydance is reportedly considering selling CNN.
Tesla always!
Follow me on X! Lets grow together
