🛒 Walked in with a $20 budget and a mission: eggs, bread, milk. Walked out with $87 in groceries and a cheese I can’t pronounce. 🧀💸 What’s the one thing that always ruins your grocery budget? 👇 #GroceryShopping# #BudgetFail# #MoneyHumor# #RelatableComedy#

The grocery shopping protocol I follow every week to make sure what comes home actually supports my health. Shop the perimeter first: produce, meat and fish, dairy. Inner aisles only for specific staples like olive oil, canned fish, and legumes. Read the ingredient list on anything packaged before it goes in the cart, not the nutrition facts. If a seed oil is in the first five ingredients or sugar appears under any name in the first three, it goes back. Five extra minutes in the store eliminates five days of poor inputs.

Have you ever seen me go grocery shopping and cook? Now im in Hangzhou (China) to buy some groceries from local market. See how it looks like? Then I leaned to cook a local cuisine called Gänseblümchen Fisch😏

Wife wakes up in the morning and has to go grocery shopping she gets in the car the car will not start, that evening she tells her husband honey you need to fix the car it's not starting. Husband : what do I look like Mr. Goodwrench? Next day the wife goes to do some laundry and the washing machine will not start so that evening she tells her husband he might need to look at the washing machine because it is not working Husband: what do I look like the Maytag repair man? So a week passes by and one evening the husband comes home and the wife says : honey you know that young neighbor that moved in next door? He came by today and fixed the car and the washing machine. Husband: oh yeah and how much did he charge you? The wife: oh he didn't want any money. Husband: well what did he want? Wife: it was between sex and baking him a cake Husband: so what kind of cake did you bake him? Wife: what do I look like Betty Crocker?

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