🚀RETIRING MY BLOODLINE WITH MSTR LEAPS🚀 I am trying to retire my bloodline with MSTR LEAPS because America now charges $14.73 for a Burger King meal assembled by a touchscreen while Dollar Tree sells groceries for $5 and starter homes trade like rare Pokémon cards. I think Bitcoin is going to $200,000 2 years from now. $10.5 billion of STRC got issued in year 1. I am assuming they can probably issue $100m/mo on average over the next 2 years... which would mean $2.4b over 2 years, so roughly 1/8th of their Year 1 pace. BEARISH. I am also assuming they sell zero MSTR to buy Bitcoin and they sell MSTR to pay the dividends. I am also assuming the mNAV goes from 1.02x to 1.32x. Will it for sure? No idea. But I just saw 1.25x when Bitcoin went to $83k. This result would take $MSTR to $500. Bitcoin goes from $64,815 to $200,000: +208.6% MSTR goes from $96.43 to $500: +418.5% But the December 2028 MSTR $170 call costs $38. That means I pay $3,800 for one contract controlling 100 shares. At $500 MSTR, the call is worth: $500 − $170 = $330 per share So the contract is worth: $330 × 100 = $33,000 Profit: $33,000 − $3,800 = $29,200 Return: +768.4% Bitcoin becomes 3.09x. MSTR shares become 5.19x. The LEAP becomes 8.68x. The same $3,800 invested directly into MSTR becomes roughly $19,700. The LEAP becomes $33,000. That additional $13,300 is what I call the Great Value Bloodline Retirement Accelerator, available somewhere between the Dollar Tree pregnancy tests and the family-size bag of pizza-flavored Combos. This is what monetary debasement has reduced me to. My grandfather bought a house, raised children, and retired with a pension. I am sitting in a dark room calculating the gamma exposure of a Bitcoin treasury company while eating a Burger King chicken sandwich that has somehow become smaller, wetter, and more expensive every quarter. This trade has two possible outcomes: 1. My descendants never work again. 2. My $3,800 gets vaporized so completely that future archaeologists classify it as a ceremonial offering to Michael Saylor. There will be no middle class. I am responding to my environment appropriately.

Fed days have become a complete free-for-all. The S&P 500 has now seen THREE swings totaling ~$2.9 TRILLION in market cap during today's session. Between 9:30 AM ET and 12:15 PM ET, the S&P 500 fell -85 points, losing -$770 billion. Between 12:15 PM ET and 2:55 PM ET, the S&P 500 rallied +110 points, adding +$1 trillion. Between 2:55 PM ET and 3:45 PM ET, the S&P 500 fell 120 points, losing -$1.1 trillion. The era of Fed guidance is over and the market is not liking it.

Bitcoin’s drawdowns are getting shallower. Deepest drawdown by halving epoch: 93.1% → 84.9% → 83.4% → 76.7% → 53.1% so far. Volatility remains. The pattern is changing.

🚀BITCOIN IS GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MOON🚀 The last time Bitcoin’s 200-day moving average crossed BELOW its 200-week moving average, every chart goblin on Earth began measuring the coffin. Bitcoin was $20,590. Exactly 492 days later, it reached $73,121. That was a 3.55x. A 255.13% return. Today: Bitcoin: $63,647 200-day SMA: $71,729 200-week SMA: $63,552 The averages are now $8,178 apart and converging rapidly. If Bitcoin traded completely flat, they would cross around November 2, 2026. Only then would the historical clock begin. Apply the previous move over the exact same 492-day window following that crossover: $63,647 → $226,029 November 2, 2026 → March 8, 2028 History owes us nothing. But the last time this “bearish” crossover appeared, Bitcoin had already finished digging the grave, buried the sellers inside it, and quietly installed a launchpad over the cemetery. Sometimes the death cross is the starting gun:

@BrainHarrington @TheRealBlockFi @AvantiBT @DigitalAssets @Ally Once #Bitcoin# becomes the global store of value and unit of account, I am sure #Bitcoin# bonds will become a thing, but I asssume it will directly between the investor and the borrower, no fractionally reserved middleman will be required.