The one-person company playbook for 2026:
You don't need to hire. You need to deploy.
Hire an AI for:
- The work you're too senior for (admin, approvals)
- The work you're too junior for (security audits, macro research)
- The work you hate (phone calls, negotiations, hold music)
The math:
If an AI employee costs $50/month and saves you 10 hours, that's $5/hour for work you'd pay $100/hour to outsource.
The org chart for the solo founder just got real.
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What's the first role you'd "hire" an AI for in your business?
Building a company used to mean hiring a team.
Now it means deploying one.
We stopped building disconnected AI “tools” and started hiring AI “employees.”
Meet the Agentese workforce for your company:
🎙️ Meeting Copilot - Live meeting assistant
Answers hard questions out loud, in real time, during your meetings. No prep and no recaps, just the answer the moment the room needs one.
🦞 LifeClaw - Personal call & admin agent
Makes your phone calls, bookings, and disputes for you: the cancellation, the appointment, the hold music, all handled.
🥔 Little Pink Potato - Automated job application agent
Applies to jobs for you at a scale no human could, screening thousands of roles, scoring the real matches, applying and negotiating based on your preference.
☕ Kopi - Approval assistant for Lark
Clears the routine approvals piling up in your Lark queue, auto-handling the obvious yeses and flagging only what needs your judgment.
🔒 CodeAutrix - Smart contract & AI skill auditor
Audits and stress-tests smart contracts and AI skills in minutes, surfacing the critical flaw before you ship.
🍀 Yarrow - Multi-agent simulation platform
Ask a question, get a calibrated probability backed by a full chain of evidence and reasoning. Predictions you can grade, not opinions.
Stop managing tools, start delegating. With Agentese. 🚀