Chisom Agbafor
@ChisomAgbafor
Igbo||Lawyer||Writer||Good Vibes ONLY
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“I am not interested.”
“I don’t give out my number to strangers, but I can add you on Snap.”
“Okay. That’s my number.”
“We met the last time! I’m not sure I got your number.”
“Hello. I got your number from your mother”
That’s the progression.
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I can’t believe I thought I would be a wife & a mother by 25🌚
I'm not even a girlfriend 😩😂
I married a man who was a virgin and thought sex would be sweet and meaningful.
Instead, he does it like he's scared and it’s exhausting me.
Advise her please
Newly married couples should avoid opening or unwrapping their wedding gifts themselves. In fact, do not receive or touch any wedding gifts with your bare hands.
And if you are gifted a baby’s shawl, mirror, wristwatch, clock, or mortar and pestle, please do not use it.
Else you could experience a lifetime consequences for ignorance or negligence. Those who are spiritual inclined would understand this better.
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@ChisomAgbafor There is no management strategy, Dr.
It is pure supernatural grace and zero savings
That ₦250k is not a salary, it’s a daily sacrifice. The man is essentially running a non-profit organization, drinking garri at night in secret, and hoping the month ends fast.
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I met a celebrity today for a legal matter.
I was in a settlement meeting with his lawyers when we asked him:
“What are you going to give us as collateral?”
He said:
“I’ll give you my name. My reputation is bigger than the money you gave me.”
My client almost slapped this guy.
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I met a celebrity today for a legal matter.
I was in a settlement meeting with his lawyers when we asked him:
“What are you going to give us as collateral?”
He said:
“I’ll give you my name. My reputation is bigger than the money you gave me.”
My client almost slapped this guy.
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dating in your 30s is knowing exactly what you’re no longer willing to entertain.
Have you ever wanted someone special in your life, but you’d rather stay alone than settle for the wrong person?
I’m at an event and I’m busy thinking about my Man.
I’ve missed that Man so much. I want to hug him again and maybe get anything that comes with it. Even if it’s for 10 minutes. Na so marriage Dey be?
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😂😂😂Really?
God bless Sportybet 😂
@ChisomAgbafor Two days ago while discussing with my dad, I genuinely asked him "how do you do it?"
Nwoke mụ took a ball of fufu, looked me in the eyes and said "savings nah, economics and grace of God".
I didn't know what I was expecting, but I burst out in laughter. 😂😂
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You know your wife is my friend, but as your lawyer, you’re instructing me to draft a deed of assignment for your mistress.
Sometimes I really wonder what this job is doing to my friendships.
I have lost a lot of friends simply because of this job.
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If we explain, una no go still understand.
Generosity is a key element here though
You know your wife is my friend, but as your lawyer, you’re instructing me to draft a deed of assignment for your mistress.
Sometimes I really wonder what this job is doing to my friendships.
I have lost a lot of friends simply because of this job.
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@ChisomAgbafor Some of it is budgeting skill. But some of it is also just certain bills not being paid on time, or someone else covering more than we assume. ₦250k stretching that far without any strain would be rare for anyone.
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I use to laugh when people just assume they know all of you simply because you post a few snippets of your life on social media.
I had a major surgery sometime in April, I remember that I was online making tweets hours before the surgery, and after the surgery I still came here to make some tweets. Throughout my recovery I was here still pushing my contents as well.
You can’t completely know someone by what they post here, people share what they want you to know.
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Some of it is budgeting skill. But some of it is also just certain bills not being paid on time, or someone else covering more than we assume. ₦250k stretching that far without any strain would be rare for anyone
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I genuinely don’t know how MEN do it.
You see a man earning ₦250k.
He pays rent. His friend is even squatting with him for free. He sends money to his family. He still has a serious girlfriend and a baby mama.
On top of this same ₦250k.
Men, please explain this management strategy.
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I genuinely don’t know how MEN do it.
You see a man earning ₦250k.
He pays rent. His friend is even squatting with him for free. He sends money to his family. He still has a serious girlfriend and a baby mama.
On top of this same ₦250k.
Men, please explain this management strategy.
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