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Hexumlite started cold approaching girls and asking if they were “dog pilled” to try and get his “incel” dog laid 💀
Clavicular says he can change the course of ANY election due to his knowledge of lookism 😳🤔 “I would probably win elections, between my influence and my knowledge of lookism and halo effect, I would win election. I genuinely could sit here and change the tide of any election if I wanted to.” “I haven’t used that power yet because with great power comes great responsibility.”
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Clavicular rates the front runners of the DNC presidential nomination, and favors Gavin Newsom due to his height and charisma 👀 Gavin Newsom: 6.5 Kamala Harris: 4.25 Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez: 6.5
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Clavicular GOES OFF on the Republican Party, saying 12 years of FALSE promises led to their defeat at the midterms, with their looks being the nail in the coffin 🤯 “The Republicans have let down their voter base in a major way, and the looks would sort of be a cherry on top… It’s just so many years of false promises right? If you look at what Trump campaigned on in 2016, you know his immigration policies and things of this nature, it never got executed with 12 years of Trumpism, and you look at that and you got to your voter base and go ‘Hey we need another 2 years to do this.’ No, you had 12, you had your chance, We’re voting Democrat.” “This is not me taking a position on this, this is just sort of an analysis of Trump’s voter base.”
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Clavicular says he went to random girls apartments to steal kitchen appliances 😭 “They didn’t really have anything good, we were trying to steal like an air fryer…”
Clavicular commentated Brand Risk Promotions with Adin Ross and Cuffem one year ago today 🤯🔥
Hexumlite went up to a worker and asked if him and his girlfriend were LOOKSMATCHED 💀
Androgenic’s whole demeanor changed after he got PRESSED and told to “be himself” 😭
Clavicular unboxes his $15k+ order from Kai Cenat’s brand Vivet 👀🔥 - Rug - 2 Kai Cenat Vivet journals
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Hexumlite cold approached Ava Max, a pop star who has multiple songs with over 1 billion streams, but got caught with a camera 😭💔 “Is that your friend? He’s filming?” “Who are you dude?”
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Clavicular and Hexumlite started trolling these girls after being invited to their house, saying they’re only there to raid their pantry 😭 “I’m at your baby momma crib eating leftovers man” “We’re gonna drink all the capri suns”
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Clavicular says it’s OVER for you if you don’t believe that you’re a once in a universe person 👀 “If you don’t believe that about yourself it’s over you know what I’m saying? You should genuinely think that you’re a once in a universe calculation.”
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This guy tried to FIGHT Clavicular after Clav told him drinking Alcohol is low EV 😳 “Did we ask for your advice? Who are you?” “I’m Clavicular, I’m the prophet…”
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Clavicular couldn’t believe it after this girl BEGGED Clavicular to date her MOM 💀 “Is she single?” “She can be, she’s newly single… I’m giving you a special offer.” “Special offer? You’re like Ghislane Maxwell out here…”
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Clavicular told a dude to SHUT THE F-CK UP since Nick Fuentes called him the prophet 💀 “Excuse me sir, Nick Fuentes said I'm the prophet so I would shut the f-ck up.”
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Clavicular had to tell this guy to BREAK UP with his girlfriend after she admitted to CHEATING on him, and says you should NEVER take a girl back if she cheats on you 😳💔 “You can do better. You’re a good looking dude, you shouldn’t be with a girl who cheated on you. You got to break up with her.” “Once a girl cheats it’s over, I promise you, I absolutely promise you. She will never love you, she will never be your long term partner, it’s bad to hear but it’s actually true. The worst thing you could do with your life is continue to date a girl who cheated on you.”
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Clavicular kissed 2 best friends after they went up to him and asked for a thr—some 💀 “Future Thr—some?”
Legendary TV series “South Park” is set to have their next episode centered around looksmaxxing 😭👀 “Kyle! You gotta come quick, your little brother is getting mogged in the hallway!”
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Clavicular’s old roommate, Charlie Scholer, shows more proof that Clav’s allegations are FALSE after showing old messages the girl sent 👀😳
Clavicular got KICKED OUT of the LA church of scientology after he started SCREAMING and telling them to seek Jesus Christ 😭
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