I overheard a barber and a teenage boy who was getting a haircut. Barber: Kids saying you have a "gay accent" just because you don't sound like James Earl Jones when you speak is fucked up. I'm sorry bruh. For the record, you sound like any other white boy to me. No shade. Your haters though. Shiiiiiiiit. They sound like they're projecting. Other barber: I know n\*ggaz who sound like James Earl Jones and they're gay as fuck. Just sayin'. Teenage boy: Who's James Earl Jones? Barber: BRO. The Lion King. Mufasa motherfucker. Teenage boy: Is he in the old one or the new one? Barber: Both bro! The original animated classic from the 90s AND the Nat Geo version for all you Gen Z motherfuckers. Other barber: He was Darth Vader too. Dude loved playing roles where he dies in front of his son.