Coopuhr ⚡️🔱
@Coopuhr
winners fail, losers hide.
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imagine if they had the stones to pull him up a month ago
Oh my goodness. Lazaro Montes hits an INSIDE-THE-PARK HR!
me in 5th grade seeing my crush do something cool across the classroom and failing miserably at syncing up
RANDYLAND RIGHT OFF THE BAT
a 20/20/20 game intentionally in honor of Nipsey Hussle is probably one of the greatest feats in sports history. basically Babe Ruth pointing his bat to the stands, but for Crips.
Westbrook retired via an inscrutable instagram video narrated by Michael B. Jordan and directed by a guy who does Larry June videos. He is wearing a shirt that says Don’t Rock With What They Say. He does not speak. Truly one of the greatest to ever do it. A man for all time.
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Russell Westbrook
something about a longtime family-owned business becoming a quickly flipped private equity asset feels so incredibly on the nose for the current state of things
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ITS ABDUL IN THE A GAP
Since you’re too afraid to debate me, how about you “hold me accountable” on a football field instead. Tackle, no pads like we used to play when we were kids. I’d be happy to show you much I love football.
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had a good start to his tenure but is on the shortlist of worst commissioners to ever do it in my lifetime at a minimum
The last few ownership moves in the NBA:
Tom Dundon is cheap and threatening to move the Blazers who’ve been in Portland for 56 years.
Mark Walker is under investigation for fraud and using $16B-$21B in money of American citizens to illegal fund his other businesses.
Mat Ishbia is no-longer paying out stocks after losing $600M in bad gambles
Josh Kushner is related to the most financially corrupt President in U.S. history and has helped Trump weasel his way into a business deal with FIFA.
Adam Silver my man…what are you doing?
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the reason i fell in love with basketball.
we will always love you russ. legend forever.
get zero in the rafters in okc already 🤍🤍
Sometimes you don’t even know when you’ve already watched the end.
You had to be there. And now it’s over.
*Abdul wins by 15k votes*
Media: Devastatingly close. He has to become more centrist now.
*Hong loses by 3k votes*
Media: ITS JOEVER FOR THE LEFT. COLLAPSE IS IMMINENT. FULL CENTRIST MANDATE.
Last years team was so much better
*every single* argument against trans athletes in sports was used against black people in sports. every single line. they have an unfair genetic advantage, they're taking spots from white athletes, they're making it unsafe. all of it
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Defunding the police is not some radical demand that people should be walking back to ""show they're serious now."" Corporations and the police have literally built up a nation-wide surveillance apparatus that they've activated to arrest people for pre-crime.
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refs are frying the mercury rn lmfao
mariners defense don’t be ass challenge 💔
why feinberg kinda the ambassador/ceo of Minecraft
hes perfect for it tho, my unproblematic king
ICHIRO JUST HIT FOUR IN A ROW IN THE MARINERS DERBY
