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đ¯đĩ THE BANK OF JAPAN WILL OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE ITS INTEREST RATE DECISION TODAY AT 11:00 PM ET!
IF RATE > 1.50% â MARKET CRASHES HARD
IF RATE = 1.25% â MARKET STAYS FLAT
IF RATE < 1.00% â MARKET GOES PARABOLIC
ALL EYES ON THE RELEASE!!