Cami ๐ข๐ฝ๐ป๐ฎ๐ต๐ต๐ช๐SF 8/28-31
@CultofCami
stream of unfiltered consciousness. autistic, pan + poly. 5โ2โ. Michelin star and crime thriller book enthusiast.
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I donโt tour. NYC and SF are on-demand onlyโmeaning my travel has been sponsored, and I rarely advertise travel elsewhere.
The reality is that my life is already very full. Taking multiple days away from my other priorities isnโt something I do lightly, so if Iโm traveling to see someone, I want it to be intentional. Iโd much rather fly out for one incredible person, share an unforgettable experience, and head home than spend a week on the road trying to fill a schedule.
If you want to see me, you know where to make your pitch ๐ซ
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@CultofCami Any plans for Chicago this year or next? I reviewed your very thoughtful site and didnโt see any dates that went out that far.
A gentle reminder that ๐ฝ is performance art.
Like any other form of entertainment, itโs intentionally heightened and doesnโt always reflect what someone enjoys in their personal life. Watching my work gives you a glimpse into a role I playโnot necessarily my authentic preferences outside of that context.
One of my favorite parts of meeting someone is discovering what we genuinely enjoy together, rather than assuming itโs the same as what youโve seen on screen.
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I need to get [redacted] over an oceanfront balcony before this summer ends I BEG
LONDON: I have a rare and limited opportunity for a date for anyone in London as I will have an overnight layover towards the middle of August. Reach out! ๐
Seeing people tip the bartenders in the airport lounge is sexy btw
Just snagged an $11,000 business class seat to Europe for a mere $900 upgrade upon check in at the airport. I genuinely feel like the luckiest girl ever every day ๐
NYC, you treated me so well! ๐ Iโll see you again in Septemberโmy schedule is already almost full ๐
Unfortunately my Loubs were absolutely no match for the streets of the city ๐ญ can I take them to the cobblers to get re-soled?
Any reccs for watch shops in NYC, ideally one that sells vintage pieces?
If you saw me sopping wet in the pouring rain today running through Manhattan, no you didnโt
Stepping and slipping on a condom wrapper like itโs a banana peel in Mario Kart
Dinner with the hottest lesbian couple Iโve ever laid my eyes on followed by randomly stumbling into a drag king show, and waking up nakey from a night well spent, god I love NYC
Absolutely disgustingly offended someone would think Iโd travel from LA to NYC via bus ๐
33 hours of traveling, a long night, and some tears (lol) just to get to NYC but I am finally here ๐ฅน
Trapped *somewhere in the south* on an extended diversion because the airline insisted on keeping my bag ๐ญ
This storm on the east coast has caused me massive delays ๐ญ accepting spa time + pampering gifts bc this was one of the worst delays Iโve ever experienced lol
Petition to have business class be adults-only. Why am I paying an exorbitant amount to only be forced to hear squeals and screams? Yeah, no.
See you soon, NYC โ๏ธ
All I want are two husbands and to be in a lesbian throuple, Iโm not asking for much
Fun fact: sending me to Aire makes you 10000x sexier
