Derek Johnson 1776(@DerekJohnsonHq):🇨🇳 CHINA: "It's over for you. We just locked down rare earth exports. Good luck making a single EV battery now!" 🇯🇵 JAPAN: Sips matcha 🍵 "That's cute... our next-gen EVs are literally shipping today." 🇨🇳 CHINA: "IMPOSSIBLE! You have zero raw materials! Your factories should be completely frozen!" 🇯🇵 JAPAN: "Solid-state tech, my friend. Fast-charges in 10 minutes and bypasses your mineral bottleneck completely. Your monopoly just became a paperweight." 🇨🇳 CHINA: Frantically checks patent filings 📉 panic mode unlocked! 💥

2026.08.13 16:57

🇨🇳 CHINA: "It's over for you. We just locked down rare earth exports. Good luck making a single EV battery now!" 🇯🇵 JAPAN: Sips matcha 🍵 "That's cute... our next-gen EVs are literally shipping today." 🇨🇳 CHINA: "IMPOSSIBLE! You have zero raw materials! Your factories should be completely frozen!" 🇯🇵 JAPAN: "Solid-state tech, my friend. Fast-charges in 10 minutes and bypasses your mineral bottleneck completely. Your monopoly just became a paperweight." 🇨🇳 CHINA: Frantically checks patent filings 📉 panic mode unlocked! 💥