The Egyptian players should kill the referee, they have nothing left to lose, just kill him. You were once boys, now you must become men.
Unfortunate that politics got in the way of my little league of global superpowers and underdogs fighting it out on the world stage, an event that is otherwise not political at all
That USMNT showing last night was so embarrassing that I went to bed at a decent hour and fixed my sleep schedule
It’s mad white people with Brazilian jerseys on mad as fuck on the lower east side right now
Anyone have an accurate real time sonar service and/or are available in TriBeCa for a 10min favor?
Can you imagine living in Bushwick during a heatwave lol
Hold the goddamn line men…
Pants men, those wry bastards at Big Shorts are sending a heatwave this weekend to test us. Prepare thy linens and hold steadfast the line. Never forget our mission
I listen to The Smiths in a far more interesting and profound way than you
Are 401ks worth contributing to anymore or will we be post-scarcity by the time I’m sixty
Pants men, those wry bastards at Big Shorts are sending a heatwave this weekend to test us. Prepare thy linens and hold steadfast the line. Never forget our mission
Making bank betting on the winner in the final minute this World Cup
Was drafting a post about gender relations before I remembered it’s the summertime and we don’t have to do that anymore. Going to go sit in the park instead
People in New York this summer be like: posts a picture of a sports bar
Italy boxed out early.. Japan with a heartbreaker.. Germany with a last minute fumble.. what is this, 1945?
My theory of mind for America is constructed almost entirely from New York City and Arizona, so when I’m anywhere else in the country I am no better than your average European. Just found out what’s happening at Buc-ee’s and nearly cried
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If I see a friend is truly happy, at their zenith, I am tempted to stomp their flame out until it’s dirty and broken, thus releasing them from their burden
They fried me for this, menswear guy blocked me over this, but I have been redeemed absolutely with time
Men should be very embarrassed to be seen outside in shorts
It is too easy to get addicted to vagueness and shadows
