Falcon
@FalconyFalcon
Altruist with high risk tolerance
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Survived October 10 in crypto and now survived a solar eclipse on Earth too
One scammer calls other scammers scammers, then gets called a scammer for being a scammer too. CT in one sentence
As of today, plumbers make more money than 99.2% of people trading in the trenches. Do with that information what you will
The Harmony hack that media claims was done by North Korean hackers is honestly a favor for them, at least people found out the project still exists
TikTokers waiting for crypto normies to come buy their coins
If Xi Jinping had launched a memecoin right after Trump, I bet the airdrop would’ve gone to citizens with a satisfactory social credit score
Accidentally overheard two guys in the mall. One says to the other: “When retail finally shows up on the market..” Couldn’t help myself: “Hate to break it to you, but you are the retail” Then walked away
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I know what PumpFun and FOMO are and I write about them, but I don’t use this shit. I’m not gay
Donald Trump sworn in as President: BTC $106k, ETH $3360, SOL $253. Strait of Hormuz open. No idea what to do with this info, but here it is
“You say you’re in the trenches, son? What’s a shitcoin, some kind of canned food?”
Bitcoin has been ranging for ~70 days. In that time I’ve heard a thousand bullish and bearish scenarios after every green or red candle. There are simply no mentally healthy people left here
Once interviewed at a market maker firm. They showed me a chart with a descending triangle and asked: “price going up or down?” I replied: “how much supply do we have on our books?”. They shook my hand and hired me on the spot
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Gm, which shitcoin are we losing money on this week?
Important to remember: If you lost money, it was the sneaky fraudulent market maker. If you made money, you’re a genius trader who saw it all coming and calculated everything perfectly
PumpFun below your entry is a casino and a tumor of crypto. Above your entry, it’s a revolutionary app that lets you monetize attention
It’d be hilarious if SPCX hits $2k before ETH
If a person or company transfers assets to an exchange, it only means they’re transferring assets to an exchange. Don’t turn it into a signal
Sooner or later Trump’s gonna drop a 256-page book about how he negotiated with Iran
Trump be like: “I made a deal with Iran. American and Israeli ships are banned from the Strait of Hormuz. I think it’s pretty solid”
Uber driver can’t believe Saylor has $50B on the balance sheet and says he’d sell everything if it were him. Me: “Those are client funds though.” Him: “Fuck the clients.” Lmao
