I told my husband he was being dramatic when he complained that I had given his car to my younger brother for three months. He kept asking why I didn't discuss it with him first. Honestly, I didn't see the big deal. My brother needed a car to get to work, and my husband had another one. I thought it was a perfectly reasonable arrangement. HUSBAND: "So when exactly is your brother returning my car?" WIFE: "Why are you asking me? He's still using it." HUSBAND: "I gave him two weeks. It's been three months." WIFE: "He hasn't found another car yet." HUSBAND: "That's not my problem." WIFE: "Wow. He's your brother-in-law." HUSBAND: "And it's my car." WIFE: "You have two cars. Why are you making this difficult?" HUSBAND: "Because I bought both of them with my money. I didn't buy one for your brother." WIFE: "You are so selfish sometimes." HUSBAND: "I asked him to return my car. How is that selfish?" WIFE: "He's trying to get his life together. You should be happy to help." HUSBAND: "I helped him for three months." WIFE: "And now you're acting like he's stolen something." HUSBAND: "He has received two parking tickets, damaged the bumper and hasn't paid for the last tank of fuel." WIFE: "Those are small things. Why are you making a list?"