Her.
@Fiances_
She sees beauty in everything but herself✨
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Every time my boss says 'Congratulations! We're about to close another big deal.' Bro?? You're the one closing the deal. I'm just getting more work, the same salary, and a deduction if I'm late.
The same delivery guy has been coming to my house every other day for so long that I can’t even make eye contact anymore. At this point he’s not delivering my parcels, he’s auditing my financial decisions.
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Do people who have morning sex just accept morning breath as part of the romance?
just because you binge the same series, cry at the same movies, and constantly send reels 24/7 doesn’t mean you’re soulmates. It just means you’ve got WiFi and taste. pack it up
