Gwart
@GwartyGwart
Just because Beanie Babies crashed in value, doesn’t mean that stuffed animals weren’t going to be important.
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No technically the new Kimi model is not Fable but it extends the network effects of Fable. High value prompts will still want the security guarantees and trust assumptions of the base model making Anthropic credits more valuable even if they don’t receive that revenue directly
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It just feels like an all powerful god should be able to prevent himself from being copied by the Chinese
I am still holding out a little hope that the UMA cabal decides the US did not actually lose last night
Fully expecting to hear that Balogun happened to buy a large number of world liberty fi tokens this past week
My 7 year old daughter came to me and wanted some money to start a lemonade stand. First question I asked her: what’s your stablecoin strategy? She didn’t have one, barely understood neobanks. obviously I ended up passing. Why do these founders insist on living in the past?
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NEW @gwartygwart show w/ @ivo_crnkovic: Next-Gen Prediction Markets
"We're allowing price discovery on things that don't have oracles because perps are going to win things with oracles."
Brought to you by @ellipsis_labs
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squirters everywhere in absolute shambles
JUST IN: Coinbase's 'Base' blockchain has been down for over an hour.
Did Saylor fly too close to the sun? Live now!
▫️ $HIVE $100m & 10k GPUs
▫️ $GLXY new site + Jane Street
▫️ Rebellion against Saylor?
▫️ @DMND_Sv2 first block
▫️ $STRC to $70
guests: @GwartyGwart & @bitentrepreneur
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The sportsbooks are like “just so you know, the way we prey on degenerate gamblers is actually nicer than the way the prediction markets do it”
What really cracks me up is when extremely high earners break down their spending and they’ll start by saying something that we all agree is an unavoidable burden like “ya know, taxes take almost 50% of that 10 million right off the top” and you think for a second you’re going to be able to empathize in some capacity then they start giving examples of the most absurd, unrelatable, borderline hedonistic ways they spend money. “After that I’m left with just 6 million and my dog’s masseuse runs 12k a month and the guy who cleans my shark tank is another 15 and then of course the live-in sommelier isn’t cheap as you can imagine, not the good ones anyways. People don’t realize that 10 million just doesn’t get you what it used to”
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Every pro athlete talking about money is like, “the thing you don’t get, is that $35 million is really not a lot of money once you’ve spent it all”
Someone should create a prediction market that is run by adults
Jaredfromsubway getting drained is sort of like when a child predator gets finished off in prison. No one’s really going to lose sleep over this kind of thing
NEW @gwartygwart w/ @ethanmarcus: Solving the liquidity silo problem
"Bitcoin markets trade upwards of $30 trillion a year basically entirely through trusted custodial intermediaries."
also:
- solana & stables
- why @flashnet moved on from Lightning
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meh, not that impressed. I know a janitor at Celestia that cashed out 9 figs
A man working as a welder at SpaceX for $28 an hour has just become a millionaire.
Juan Hernandez, who came from Mexico, welded rockets for SpaceX at $28 an hour.
SpaceX gave him $10,000 in stock when he went full time in 2015, and he bought more with every paycheck for 10 years.
$SPCX is now trading at $167, making his shares worth over $1 million.
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You never really hear from the aptos looking good here guy anymore
NEW @gwartygwart featuring @udiWertheimer: Bitcoin narratives & critiquing Michael Saylor
"I don't think there was anything that I wasn't wrong about... ...I did at least outperform Saylor"
Brought to you by @ellipsis_labs
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And for our next trick we will ask you to deanonymize all of the money that you encrypted to make sure it still exists
Obviously the zcash inflation bug wasn’t exploited because no one who has that much zcash can resist the urge to tweet that they now have that much zcash
The wildest part about Michael Saylor selling 32 bitcoin is that there was someone else who wasn’t Michael Saylor that wanted 32 bitcoin
Someone should build a version of polymarket where you can bet on something and then you win the bet if that thing happens
