$btc has been chopping for a month and staring at it has basically become my full time job the 5 stages of crab market grief: > refreshing the chart every 4 minutes like it owes me money > zooming into the 1m candle just to feel something > drawing the same triangle for the 3rd week in a row > opening a GOLD chart "just to look" > suddenly having strong opinions about the $bnb i'm at stage 5 rn 😭 BTC stuck between $77K and $86K for a month doing absolutely nothing meanwhile GOLD is ~25% off its january high and moving like it's a memecoin so i stopped staring at one dead chart cuz i trade on @Hertzflow_xyz → BTC asleep? GOLD → GOLD chopping? FX → all of them boring? touch grass (never happens) same wallet, no new account for every market and every trade still stacks Season 3 Merits while BTC figures out what it wants to be the crab market didn't kill me it just turned me into a macro tourist with a BNB Chain wallet gHertz 🦀

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Big congrats to all 23 winners! 🎉 859 entries is no joke. The creativity this community brought for the HertzFlow mainnet was something else. Respect to everyone who participated and put their ideas out there. 👏 And if you're still sleeping on HertzFlow, now’s a good time to get involved. Start creating, join the conversation, and be part of what’s being built. The journey is just getting started. Keep your eyes on @Hertzflow_xyz

📣 HERTZFLOW X CONTENT CHALLENGE: WINNERS ANNOUNCED 🎉 859 entries. Original posts, artwork and memes about HertzFlow mainnet, all made by the community. 1,000 USDC goes to 23 winners. The team reviewed every single entry and saw the creativity behind each one. Full list 🧵