Some of the bride prices being demanded are outrageous for a woman with a public past.
I hate a wrinkled butt that looks like it needs to be ironed.
As I get older, I realize more and more that it’s okay to live a life others don’t understand.
Are you aware that men can squirt too?
The urge to go outside at night while everyone sleeps, simply to watch the stars, hear the wind, feel the cold breeze and walk the silent streets.
For now, my main goal is to be happy.
Calling someone “a lucky man” is just a polite way of saying “I’d fuck your girl.”
They say time heals, but honestly cutting people off works faster.
Fuck relationships, let’s vibe and fuck lowkey until we’re both ready.
FYI. you’re not healed, you’re only distracted.
It’s rare these days to find a woman with real self respect.
It’s so hard being the last good man on earth.
Waste my time and you owe me your best friend.
If friendship is measured by calls and texts, I’ll easily be the worst friend you’ve ever had.
A woman will look mentally stable until you sleep with her.
I envy those who have someone they can call for help. Some of us have no one.
