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@HorseGirl
I donโt rise above, I get petty. Snarky AF, I say what youโre too scared to think. Conservative โก๏ธ girl, running on freedom & sarcasm since birth. No DMs. ๐
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That's a fancy prison spread. A moment of silence for all the ramen seasoning packets that gave their lives for this meal.
Nothing says Chinese food like Sriracha.
A restaurant in Wisconsin offers a prime rib challenge. If you can finish this behemoth piece of prime rib, you get a $20 gift card, a t shirt, and a photo.
You might think that's not much of a prize. But hear me out!
At $160 itโs $1 an ounce, $16 per pound. Yes please, Iโll take home most of it at a nice discount from grocery store pricing. It's a win-win in my opinion.
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My question is, what does it take to keep an engine room so clean. After 500-1000 hours if it still looks like this what did that take?
I was looking into something similar to this, but unfortunately I have to purchase a new wheel for my lawn tractor.
It stinks. Maybe next year.๐ค๐คฃ
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Man was a beast, plain and simple, he makes LeBron look like a fool.
GOAT. The NBA blows since 33 retired. Larry had no need to gather bs, no carries, no walls. Just buckets.
Jordan & The Bulls Couldn't beat Bird..Ask'em..
I said what I said!
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OMG.
If Lord Farquaad and Danny Trejo had a chubby baby.
What's the over/under he only uses Head & Shoulders Shampoo?
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What in the McFvck? It's Little Ronald McNasty
Is this what you get in a Happy Ending meal?
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Oh look, they are doing a remake of Titanic and they upgraded Jack and Rose's perch.
Maybe that schmuck Rose won't throw away The Heart Of The Ocean in this version. ๐
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Prince Charming does it too, without AI, he even plays guitar and sings Matchbox Twenty.
๐ตShe thinks that happiness is an opossum that sits on her shoulder!She said it's cold outside, hand me my 'possum coat , and he says baby
there's 5 opossums at 3 a.m, I'm never lonely.๐ต
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I think Rosie is in for some competition!
These pupperdoos have skills, man. Hang Ten little buddies!!
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