NO CONTEXT HUMANS
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A Brazilian Nelore named Carina FIV do Kado became the world’s most valuable cow after being valued at around $4.1 million.
Her value comes largely from her elite genetics, with a single egg reportedly worth up to $110,000. 🐄
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I’d just stop my run for hours
A man in Indonesia was arrested after allegedly killing his 60-year-old neighbor following repeated comments about why he was still unmarried at 45.
Police said the suspect attacked him with a piece of wood after tensions between them escalated.
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A Burger King employee who never missed a day of work in 27 years went viral after receiving a small gift bag as a thank-you.
His daughter then launched a GoFundMe for him.
It has since raised over $470,000, and he later used part of the money to buy a home. ❤️
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A Norwegian electronics retailer is offering a free copy of GTA VI to any family whose baby is born on the game’s release date, November 19, 2026.
They even launched the campaign nine months in advance, joking that couples should “lie together today” to time it perfectly. 😭🎮
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A man in Turkey started feeding a stray cat that kept showing up outside his store.
Now named Şakir, the cat returns every morning, climbs into his arms and hugs his neck before heading back out for the day. ❤️
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The world needs more of this
You can’t be the good un le if you don’t do cool uncle stuff
Two men destroyed Donald Trump’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star two years apart.
After the second man was arrested in 2018 and given $20,000 bail, the first vandal, James Otis, offered to pay it for him. 😭
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Before CGI, many of Star Wars’ most iconic worlds were created with hand-painted matte paintings.
ILM artists painted huge backdrops on glass, then blended them with live-action footage to create places like Cloud City, Endor and the Death Star. 🎨✨
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In Hokkaido, Japan, there’s a beach where snow, sand and sea can all meet along the same shoreline.
During winter, the contrast creates one of Japan’s most unusual coastal landscapes. ❄️🏖️🌊
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This can’t be real
men are simple creatures
