Scientists have found out that if you get 8 hours of sleep and you're still tired during the day, it's because your soul is cursed and your body doesn't think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment.
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Y'all ever write a post and mid writing realize nobody gaf?
I think cheek kisses are really cute. I don't know, why. There's something really sweet and innocent about a kiss on the cheek. Sometimes, they're nicer than lip kisses. I like cheek kisses. Cheek kisses are cute. And forehead kisses and nose kisses. 🥹😭
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Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they are upgrading the property/apartment.
Imagine always being scared to complain because you’re afraid they’ll decide you’re too difficult to love.
The worst feeling is pretending you are okay with something that totally destroys you inside.
What is the craziest thing you have ever done for love in a relationship?
When, you overshare with bro so you invite him on a hike and push him off the cliff to preserve your mysterious identity.
A man moaning is pure gold especially when you hear him say...
"Fuuuu kkkk."
Finding out sperm can literally camp inside a woman's body for up to five days waiting for an egg is insane. MEN ARE EVIL!
Some of y'all girls be doing too much, if your man is cheating, just kill him and that's it.
Do you guys have a story in your head and when you're bored you just add more to it and continue from where you left off..
That "under your man" sleep be so good. 🥺❤️
When I start to dey borrow money they never born some of una
Stop letting these b!tches drain your energy and your pockets.
