Imtiaz Mahmood(@ImtiazMadmood):Keir Starmer ‘probably’ texting FIFA to get Jarell Quansah’s red card overturned. A government minister has suggested that Sir Keir Starmer is ‘probably texting’ FIFA to overturn England star Jarell Quansah’s World Cup suspension. Starmer should Legalise weed, unban Quansah, ban queuing in lines at bars, change the national speed limit to 100 minus the cost of your car in thousands, fill all the potholes with custard, bam illegal immigration and give his final speech high and steaming drunk, starting every sentence with “and I’ll tell you another thing about…” He’ll go down as a hero

2026.07.07 05:14

Keir Starmer ‘probably’ texting FIFA to get Jarell Quansah’s red card overturned. A government minister has suggested that Sir Keir Starmer is ‘probably texting’ FIFA to overturn England star Jarell Quansah’s World Cup suspension. Starmer should Legalise weed, unban Quansah, ban queuing in lines at bars, change the national speed limit to 100 minus the cost of your car in thousands, fill all the potholes with custard, bam illegal immigration and give his final speech high and steaming drunk, starting every sentence with “and I’ll tell you another thing about…” He’ll go down as a hero